- dad:are you trying to say daddy?
- baby:it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
What do you mean drake and josh ended
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
I think it goes in hair.”